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Monday, March 8, 2010

Dear Bathroom Scale,

I am writing to inform you that you are no longer my friend.  Not that you really have been for a long time anyway...but this morning made it official.
 
Do you know what I have been through the past week?  I had a horrifying stomach thing, and had two days of only eating saltines and pudding.  I have not been eating anything after dinner time, and only partaking in 100 calorie snacks in the afternoon at work, that is after my low calorie breakfast, and sensible--however not the greatest tasting--microwave lunches.  I have been trying hard.  I have not been eating candy or ice cream or all the things that got me to the state I am in right now.
 
And you, you just sit on the bathroom floor waiting to ruin my morning...and possibly my week for that matter. And quietly you just glare that nasty little (well actually not so little) red number at me.  And it was bigger!  I know that they say you don't lie, but I really feel deceived right now.  How could I have gained a pound???   
 
Well, now I am just going to have to get even more serious.  So, you, my unfriended bathroom scale--you better watch out.  Because this won't happen again!!!!
 
Respectfully,
 
Jessica
 
 
 

 

 

3 comments:

Brooke said...

You are so funny! I love reading your blog everyday!!!

Amy said...

You need to jog around the lake...that will teach that scale to glare at you!

Jess said...

Hang in there! You can do it.
Glad we got to catch up last night. Its so nice to have a sister-in-law who is ahead of me in the baby raising game, so that I have someone to help answer all of my mommy questions!